Perut boyot

Tiga beranak tengah enjoy makan malam sambil menonton televisyen.

Si bapa: Cite apa ni adik?

Si anak: Fort Boyard (kataku sambil mengunyah nasi. Oh sungguh tidak beradab ye.)

Si bapa: Ha? Ada pula eh cerita Perut Boyot.

Si anak: Sekarang kan cerita macam2 ada. Perut kempis pon ada. (haha gelak aku dalam hati)

p/s-Lepas tu si anak cakaplah itu semua dusta belaka. Tak baik tipu mak bapak :P

Sabar itu pengorbanan.

Bila menghadapi musibah, orang2 sekeliling mesti suruh kita bersabar. Sebab? Very simple, cause

"Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet."

Bila kita bersabar, itulah korban. Bila dah korban boleh la sambut Hari Raya Korban. Tapi sebelum tu, salam Aidiladha untuk semua umat Islam :).

p/s-Pergh mkn byk kot raya kali neh :S.

Pizza eskrem.

Bbq chicken & cheese kot.

Pizza bentuk cone? Coolkan? Been to this place. Introduced by a friend. It's in Damansara. Really love the pizza. Sedap wa cakap lu. Garlic bread pon sangat lembut, seriously sedap. I'm not a big fan of pizza. Usually one slice of pizza is enough for me. So, this place offers a set of one cone pizza, garlic bread and drink. You can choose the filling. Memang licin. Tapi kalau siapa2 perut besar tu, ermm kena beli banyak cone kot sebab pizza dia quite kecil. Makan dia macam makan eskrem kat tempat kenduri. The price ok lah. Normal price for pizza. hee. Highly recommended. Cepat2 gi makan sini :D.

Macam makan eskrem pakcik ding2.

p/s-Going back for good. Teach me how to say goodbye without tears? :(

Bukan lagi pelajar.

Wohoo. How time flies very fast. Phush phush (kasik effect angin skit la). Dah 5 n half years already aku belajar nak jadi cikgu ni. Wow lama kan? Macam nak buat doctor neh. Kalau kahwin dah ade 10 anak. Hehe sape la tu hebat benar. Officially dah habis study since I've got my result last Friday. Alhamdulillah praise to Allah, besides all the hard works and obstacles I've been through, I made it! Yeay! Thanks a lot to mak, bapak n siblings, my strength n the reason why I'm still survive till now. Not to forget my dear friends who always by my side. Taktau nak cakap thanks camna to those people. Allah sent me these beautiful people with kind hearts :).

I'm no longer a student. Will miss this for sure. Dah 17 tahun belajar. Lebih kurang la. Dah sebati belajar dalam hidup neh. Cewah. Padahal time belajar malas je rasa. Bila habis ni buat2 patah hati plak. Choi. The best thing masa belajar when you with your friends. Doing things you don't even think of. This is the time you learn a lot of things. Well, this is life. Moving forward and growing old. Kalau selama-lamanya muda, penuh la bumi neh n tak lakulah botox n vitamin C injection semua2 tu.

So, sayonara to student life and hello to working life. Semoga semuanya dipermudahkan Allah. All the best untuk rakan2 seperjuangan yang lain :).

Duet raya mana?

Salam and Hi everyone!

Wuhuuuu...Been neglecting you blog since few months ago. Lots of things on my mind. Tapi semuanya melancholy belaka. So, malas ar nak layan perasaan yang tak berkesudahan ni. Nak jadi chantek macam dulu. er ada sangkut paut ke?

Not too late to wish all the muslims, Eid Mubarak! After two years not celebrating raya here in Msia, this year punya raya aku raya abes abesan. Wehoo. Tapi 1st day raya tinggal berlima, anak2 bujang dgn mak n bapak je. Abang Pojan still raya in UK this year and Kak Hana went back to her husband's kampung. But still enjoy my raya to the maximum. Dah lama x dapat duit raya. Bajet tahun ni ramailah yang bermurah hati kasi duit raya since I'm still a student. Tapi jangkaan meleset belaka. Sedih pilu hatiku. Sob sob sob. Siapa2 yang rasa nak tengok aku sengih cam kerang busuk, kasik la duit raya. Seringgit pun aku sengih sampai telinga. heeeeee.

Sekarang tengah practicum. 3 weeks left! Yeay! Happy sampai gila! The school, students and staffs are awesome. Sepatutnya hari ni sekolah, tapi GB cakap takpe practicum je pun, cuti la lagi. See, told ya the admin super best! Been in school, lots of things happened. Siapa cakap jadi cikgu senang eh? Meh sini aku cium karang. Bulan puasa hari tu, balik2 je terus pengsan tak sedar diri. Tekak jangan di cakap, memang kemarau mintak air. Kena fikir nak ajar apa lagi. Kalau ajar benda2 common, budak2 tengok kita pun muka bosan. Sadis2. Otak boleh pecah woo fikir lesson plan best2 ari2. Ceh hyperbole habis ni. Tapi best jadi cikgu practicum. Budak2 mesti sayaaaaang korang punya la.

At first, I was a bit struggle to get along with the students. Ye la I'm the one yang lambat panas sikit dengan orang and I don't know how to treat kids. Yes, I admit that since dari kecik sayalah orangnya yang dipamper and dimanjai bkn org yg memanjai orang lain. heh. Tapi sekarang, kenalah belajar. Dah jadi cikgu pon. huhu.

I'm still alive. Still survive till now even though sometimes I may find it very difficult to deal with it. Hoyeaa, leave all those shits behind and start a new life :).

Caught in a bad romance.

Treat me good and I'll treat u better.
That's how it goes.
Don't ask for more if you can't give more.
I'm not stupid anymore to be in your stupid game (I was stupid before, demn)

To someone who cares for me,
Thank you and thank you.
Always by my side (eventhough I always scold u).
Someone that always make me annoyed with sweet things. hoho
But deep inside me, I appreciate your presence :).

Love,
Lady Gagak :D

kelip2 si mata penyu.

Imran Ajmain cakap,
Kelip-kelip ku sangka api,
Kalau api mana puntungnya,
Hilang ghaib kusangka mati,
Kalau mati mana kuburnya.

Zati MJ plak cakap,
Kelip-kelip ku sangka api,
Kalau api nape takde asap?
Hilang ghaib bisu tak bercakap,
Merajuk tidak, mati pon tidak, ape kes ha?

I give up. Tired of being toooo nice. There's a limit for everything. So do I.

p/s-Wah banyak gile keje. Tidur 2-3 jam sehari. Sampai la cuti hidup aku camni. 2 bulan lagi kot nak cuti. Waaaa.